Category Archives: Blue Dog
Blue Dog always ruins trips to the beach by bringing up the BP oil spill
Instead of swimming and having fun, you are repeatedly reminded about how much sealife was destroyed. Credit: Pat Caporali.
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Blue Dog Has Way Too Much Education and Challenges You to Intellectual Combat
He’s going for his PhD soon… Credit: Pam~Ella (Flickr)
Blue Dog is absolutely terrified of a Romney presidency
He wakes up in a cold sweat every night thinking about the words “President Willard…” Credit: Melissa Stewart
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Blue Dog is a serious f***ing hipster
He thinks living in Brooklyn is the bomb.com. And you just KNOW he’s got the scoop on some awesome new indie rock bands you haven’t even HEARD about… Credit: Flickr’s wildernessTX.
Blue Dog awaits his New York magazine so he can read Frank Rich’s latest essay
He just thinks Mr. Rich’s progressive opinions are spot on. Photo credit: Flickr’s Lolie Jane.
Filed under Blue Dog, Media / Press
Blue Dog thinks the rent is too damn high
They wouldn’t even let him participate in the debates.
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Blue Dog runs a holistic medicine practice out of her house
Did she mention that her best friend is an authentic shaman?
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Blue Dog was an athiest until about 20 seconds ago
Dude changed his tune REAL quick… Credit: Saskia Liebscher.
It appears Blue Dog heard your negative comments about JFK from across the park — and he is none too pleased
His “Union Club of Boston” t-shirt should have been enough of a warning.
Filed under Blue Dog, Unions/Labor
Blue Dog considers herself to be a DIY locavore…
The greens she chowed down on last night were farmed jusssst down the way …
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Blue Dog calls you out when you’re not politically correct
He doesn’t care if he embarrasses you in front of friends. Credit: David Jones.
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Blue Dog would like to know if this bone is organic and fair-trade
She seriously won’t eat it until you tell her. Credit: Es Goodman.
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Blue Dog is a little shaken up after that one Redneck guy called him a “Commie moron”…
… but, thankfully, he is already coming up with a clever retort for their next encounter. Credit: Marley Diehl.
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Blue Dog loves her e-reader because now she can get all of her liberal media in one place
She’s reading The Huffington Post, and with a click of a button (!), she’s back to the New York Times! Credit: Genevieve Petrillo.
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Blue Dog just got back from the concert and no, he doesn’t think his pupils look funny
His story about “somebody’s Mom being there with them” is filled with contradictions and will not hold up. Credit: Liz Crain.
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Blue Dog is not so certain his new Secret Service detail is up to the task
They both seem pretty lazy…
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Blue Dog thinks your flat tax plan is preposterous
She went to Dartmouth, so she knows her shit… Credit: Danielle Brochner.
Blue Dog is too depressed about Syria to even enjoy the slide
She hasn’t even eaten yet today.
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Blue Dog can’t believe no one showed up for his campaign rally
“Couldn’t MOM stop by? I even bought snacks!”
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Blue Dog has all the lyrics memorized for the Jiffy Buffett concert tonight
“SALT! SALT! SALT!” Credit: Liz Bayley