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Red Dog signed up for the tea party event but only now realizes his error

He is in for one hell of a day…     Credit: Chelsea Ann Redinger.

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Red Dog would like to remind you for the millionth time that freedom is not free

He thinks that maybe instead of running your mouth off about everything you should serve in the Armed Forces for a while like a real patriot.     Credit: Gemsnwire (Flickr).

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Red Dog thinks the neighbor should mow his damn lawn already

  “Does that clown have any idea how much property values would go up if he would simply EDGE a little?”     Credit: Lynne Pernsteiner.  

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Red Dog is ready for the Kid Rock concert

  Dude has been SLAMMING Natty beers in the parking lot, and is ready to go…     Credit: Jenise Froh.  

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Red Dog says, “Judge Roberts is dead to me.”

  She keeps muttering the word “traitor” over and over again…     Photo credit: Flickr’s VKNRM.

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Red Dog has heard your argument supporting gay marriage but still disagrees

  You can argue with him six ways to Sunday. Ain’t gonna change his mind…     Credit: Bill Shunn.

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2 out of every 3 Red Dogs agree with privatizing Social Security

  Majority rules.     Credit: Karen Martinac.

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Red Dog is getting really pissed at whoever keeps taking his Ron Paul yard signs

  He’s thinking about setting up a secret camera to catch those rapscallions…     Credit: Allison Hart

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Red Dog always ruins trips to the museum by bringing up creationism

  He doesn’t see why it can’t be taught in schools.    

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Red Dog is on the NASCAR bandwagon after Danica Patrick signed up

  “GO HONEY BADGER!!!”   Credit: Lee Crampton  

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Red Dog says this is why you don’t let pregnant illegals cross the border

  Do you have ANY idea how much money hardworking taxpayers will shell out for their their health care and kitty litter???    

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Red Dog would like to know why these flags were made in China

  A “gal-darn catastrophe,” if you asked him.     Credit: Michele Keesler

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Red Dog is STOKED that wrestling is coming back to town

  Though he did miss the boat on making that “Austin 3:16″ sign…     Credit: Chris Perez.

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Red Dog hopes his USA Pillow will protect him from dreaming about liberals

  Ever since he got this pillow, he just loves loves loves going to sleep at night.    

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Red Dog is headed to Sturgis…

  …’Cause Sturgis is where the REAL dogs go.     CREDIT: Nan Imbatnan

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Red Dog thinks the neighbor’s Prius is too flashy

  Everyone on the block seems to be in agreement.    

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